I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…