Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture