Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

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The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

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We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload