I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
