We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat