Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Let there be light blight and hindsight
There is no Status quo But there is Status
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea