Let there be light blight and hindsight

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe