A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking