Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly