Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?