There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes