I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone