Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

When God closes one store He opens another

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;