Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…