If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

I will gladly suffer fools for love

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness