I want what you want so I want a cow
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
