Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re