You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…