Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations