I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
You keep the peace they get everything else
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
