My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary