If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…