You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds