God Isn’t the How and Why, He’s the How and Way
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
100% of success is showing up on time
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree