War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident