Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
