A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

You keep the peace they get everything else

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death