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Chris Gaither

Where and When? Here and Now in Neverland.

Language is great for
Letting us tell each other
Where it hurts
And you keep telling me
It hurts when I don’t listen
 
And since I’m so good with words
In other words
Where was I
When you needed me?
 
By way of an answer
Language is also great for
Letting yourself off the hook

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Epic Flail

My ego is too big
The People Know How to Bake a Cake; Only the Central Planning Committee Knows How to Cake a Bake

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
The Algorithms Will Redact the Pact So You Can’t Abreact

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
Marriage Comes Alive

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Where Do I Even Begin?

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
Crooked Rein, Crooked Rein

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
E = MC Squared, Explained

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
A Chicken and Egg Situation

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
The Subject of Desire

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
If You Don’t Smoke, Pair the French Tuck with Ring Around the Collar

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
“Come inside, the show’s about to start”

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
“The first thing I learned about ChatGPT was that if it doesn’t know, it makes it up”

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
Ignorance Is Half-in for a Ha’penny, Blissed-out for a Pound

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
The Ballad of the Essential Worker

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
Imposter Syndrome Couldn’t Be More Aptly Named

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class



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