Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other