Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
All dressed down with nowhere to go
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time