When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings