I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations