Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do