Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
I don’t get mad I get odd
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing