Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
