You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke