Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone