John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
