From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it