The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
