Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds