Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…