Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew