All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder