On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
