I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
