As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning