Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Never Win Anything
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
God is the world’s only super-bower
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to