When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won