Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate