The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own