The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it