I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding